{"id":288,"date":"2006-09-14T11:27:19","date_gmt":"2006-09-14T18:27:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.andrewandlisa.org\/?p=288"},"modified":"2006-09-14T11:35:54","modified_gmt":"2006-09-14T18:35:54","slug":"now-ive-seen-it-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.andrewandlisa.org\/?p=288","title":{"rendered":"Now I&#8217;ve seen it all."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I had seen some of the wierder intersections of life and internet.  Things like <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dotcomguy\" target=\"_blank\">dotcomguy<\/a> back in 2000, and more recently the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/One_red_paperclip\" target=\"_blank\">one red paperclip<\/a> guy.  That was before today, when I found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whatwouldjesusdownload.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">whatwouldjesusdownload.com<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.christianubuntu.com\" target=\"_blank\">Christianubuntu.com<\/a>.  Tired of the borderline-porn ads on Myspace?  If you go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whatwouldjesusdownload.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">whatwouldjesusdownload.com<\/a>, you can instead be encouraged to check out Christian dating sites and buy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.familychristian.com\/shop\/product.asp?ProdID=10949&#038;AID=10296313&#038;PID=1701081\" target=\"_blank\">Michael W. Smith<\/a> albums.  Try the prayer forum, or buy some Christian Geek apparel.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, that&#8217;s it.  Now you can&#8217;t surprise me with anything! (Actually, the Christian Ubuntu operating system does sound pretty cool.  I wonder if it comes in server editions?)<\/p>\n<p>Also, if anyone actually reads this and is looking for ideas for birthday presents, I&#8217;d love to have a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/wwjdwordwear.67247909\" target=\"_blank\">Christianubuntu.com baseball jersey<\/a> (cool) or a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/wwjdwordwear.30109709\" target=\"_blank\">shroud baseball Jersey<\/a> (even cooler).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I had seen some of the wierder intersections of life and internet. Things like dotcomguy back in 2000, and more recently the one red paperclip guy. That was before today, when I found whatwouldjesusdownload.com and Christianubuntu.com. Tired of the borderline-porn ads on Myspace? If you go to whatwouldjesusdownload.com, you can instead be encouraged &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.andrewandlisa.org\/?p=288\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Now I&#8217;ve seen it all.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computer","category-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdZlL-4E","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewandlisa.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewandlisa.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewandlisa.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewandlisa.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewandlisa.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewandlisa.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewandlisa.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewandlisa.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrewandlisa.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}